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The GOP
convention speeches by vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and former Masschusetts Gov. Mitt Romney threw in snarky references to Barack Obama’s career as a community organizer.
“I guess
a small-town mayor is sort of like a ‘community organizer,’ except that you
have actual responsibilities,” Palin said in a planned laugh line. Giuliani
pretended he had no idea what a community organizer does, though he sat across
the table from many of them at City Hall. He rolled his eyes and elicited
roaring laughter from delegates.
Most of
what’s said at conventions falls into the “in one ear, out the other” category in
which listeners are fed the lines they want to hear, a collection of current
best-sellers, golden oldies and greatest hits. The convention speechwriters have
offered a good summary of the 10 or 12 micro-issues that Rush Limbaugh has beaten to death in the last six months. Those who
see the backdrop of Obama’s speech in Denver as a linchpin of this campaign – if
anything, it ought to draw plagiarism complaints from the folks who designed the
one George W. Bush used in 2004 – are
too far gone for rational discussion at this point anyway.
But the
sight and sound of the delegates laughing at “community organizing” betrayed a
tone-deafness that may come back to haunt the Republicans in November.
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Thank God ol’ T. Boone Pickens has decided to dedicate the rest of his days to the altruistic goal of freeing the nation from the grip of dependence on foreign oil!
The 80-year-old oilman has launched a media campaign designed to sell him as the savior of these great states by leadin’ us out of the wilderness of fossil fuel addiction to the promised land of windmills and sunny salvation. Can I get an “Amen,” Billy Sol Estes?
Apparently while ol’ Al Gore was messin’ around inventin’ the internet, T. Boone was busy discoverin’ that windmills could be harnessed to generators and that sunlight could generate electricity, too. It’s a damn shame us rubes had to wait for T. Boone to make these astonishin’ discoveries until way into the first decade of the 21st century.
Now, T. Boone’s got us a plan to cover the nation with windmills enough to wear out 10,000 Don Quixotes and solar panels the size of Rhode Island. He probably figures Rhode Island ain’t likely contributin’ much to the GNP. Maybe it would be more useful glassed over.
I haven’t seen television commercials so uniquely laden with unspoken patriotism, selflessness and entre-manure since a 20th century jug-eared Texas wingnut, Ross Perot, vowed to lead us to national solvency with promises, pie charts and a hearty “Here’s the deal!” He was sidetracked with concerns such as the Klan disruption’ his family’s social events, as I recall.
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